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Miley Cyrus is Sarah Palin’s secret love child

Teen sensation Miley Cyrus is related by blood to Vice Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin – so claims an expert in DNA.

Doctor Noah Awle from Columbia University secretly took DNA samples from the toilet stools of both women and compared them in his research laboratory.

“What I found was that, apart from both women having very smelly shit, they also shared an exact match in DNA”, he boasted, “which means that they are family”.

Unsubstantiated reports claim that Palin’s now pregnant teenage daughter Bristol was actually a conjoined twin and that they were separated at birth. One child was brought up as the official daughter while the other was banished to Disney World where she eventually joined a children’s tv show called Hannah Montana.

Pictures from the time show a man with a distinctive mullet and cowboy boots – resembling Miley’s country singer father Billy Ray Cyrus – leaving an Alaskan hospital on the day of the Palin birth.

More pieces of the jigsaw slowly start to slip into place when it was noted that no Vice President with conjoined twins has ever slithered their way into office – which gives a very good and logical reason for the possible Palin maneuver.

It’s also now speculated that Billy Ray Cyrus’ song “Achey Breaky Heart” is an ode to the Palin daughter he never knew. Others think this is bullshit.

A series of mystery donations written on Disney checks have been flooding into the Palin campaign funds prompting further rumors that young Miley has not forgotten her old mama.

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November 1, 2008 at 5:06 pm Leave a comment

Back in London

Following a quick jaunt to Paris, France for a few show appearances, Miley Cyrus has made her way back to the UK while overseas promoting her latest album “Breakout”.

The “Hannah Montana” starlet was spotted out on Saturday (November 1), leaving her London hotel to head over to a studio with her gal pal.

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Meanwhile, Miley’s fellow Disney star Selena Gomez recently spoke to Us magazine, insisting that there’s no feud between the two, as well as praising Miley’s new beau Justin Gaston.

“I honestly think that she’s adorable. I think she’s really sweet, and I think that he’s (Gaston) really cute, too. I wish them all the luck.”

November 1, 2008 at 4:58 pm Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas are Dating

Teen superstar Miley Cyrus who is better known as her Disney television characters Hannah Montana recently confirmed that she is dating Nick Jonas from pop group the Jonas Brothers.

The Hannah Montana star reveals the couple have been dating since the start of their current tour entitled “Best of Both Worlds”.

Miley’s father country singer Billy Ray approves of the teen romance. “He trusts me, I’m responsible. And the 15-year-old singer/actress insists the romance with Nick is limited to rare movie dates. What else is there to do?”

Both Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers are currently on tour until January 2008.

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December 5, 2007 at 6:24 pm 7 comments

Miley Cyrus Admits To Teen Romance

Kansas, MO (CNS) – Disney star Miley Cyrus has confirmed her relationship with Jonas’ Brothers lead vocalist Nick Jonas.

The 15-year-old teen star says she is dating Jonas, who is touring with her. She says they have been dating since the start of their “Best of Both Worlds” tour.

Miley’s reel and real life dad Billy Ray approves his daughter’s choice. “He trusts me, I’m responsible.”

Cyrus swears her teen romance is nothing but movie dates, “What else is there to do?”

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The “Best of Both Worlds” is named after the theme song of the Hannah Montana series, in which she had gained popularity as the title character. The tour is ongoing until January 2008.

December 5, 2007 at 6:21 pm Leave a comment

Cyrus Tops Highest-Earning Teens List

0000136285.jpgSinger Miley Cyrus is one of the highest paid teenagers on the planet – despite not yet being able to drive a car.

The 15-year-old Hannah Montana star, daughter of country singer Billy Ray Cyrus, made her debut on Forbes magazine’s 20 Top-Earning Young Superstars Under 25 list on Tuesday, ranking 17th with an annual income of $3.5 million.

The actress/singer looks set to rise up the list in the next year with tickets from her sold-out concert tour selling for more than $2,500 each.

Twin moguls Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen ranked fourth after amassing $17 million each, while Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe, 18, took fifth position by banking $15 million.

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December 5, 2007 at 6:18 pm 2 comments

When Miley Cyrus smiles, so does Disney

mileycyrus_grant_12149531_400.jpg Miley Cyrus doesn’t look like a mouse. Or a befuddled bear. Or even a princess. But make no mistake, like Mickey, Winnie the Pooh and Snow White before her, she is a Disney franchise.

Miley is the star of Hannah Montana, a half-hour Disney Channel sitcom following the travails of Miley Stewart, a young girl living in Malibu, Calif., who also happens to be pop star Hannah Montana. Costarring real-life dad Billy Ray Cyrus and consistently featuring a wish list of co-stars including Dolly Parton and Larry David, Hannah Montana is one of the top-rated kids’ shows of all time (in 2006, it was second only to American Idol among kids 6 to 14). Miley’s first album, the 2006 Hannah Montana soundtrack, made its debut at No. 1 on the Billboard chart (a first for a TV soundtrack), sold more than 280,000 copies in its first week and subsequently went double platinum.

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August 1, 2007 at 6:20 am 31 comments


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