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Miley Cyrus is Sarah Palin’s secret love child
Teen sensation Miley Cyrus is related by blood to Vice Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin – so claims an expert in DNA.
Doctor Noah Awle from Columbia University secretly took DNA samples from the toilet stools of both women and compared them in his research laboratory.
“What I found was that, apart from both women having very smelly shit, they also shared an exact match in DNA”, he boasted, “which means that they are family”.
Unsubstantiated reports claim that Palin’s now pregnant teenage daughter Bristol was actually a conjoined twin and that they were separated at birth. One child was brought up as the official daughter while the other was banished to Disney World where she eventually joined a children’s tv show called Hannah Montana.
Pictures from the time show a man with a distinctive mullet and cowboy boots – resembling Miley’s country singer father Billy Ray Cyrus – leaving an Alaskan hospital on the day of the Palin birth.
More pieces of the jigsaw slowly start to slip into place when it was noted that no Vice President with conjoined twins has ever slithered their way into office – which gives a very good and logical reason for the possible Palin maneuver.
It’s also now speculated that Billy Ray Cyrus’ song “Achey Breaky Heart” is an ode to the Palin daughter he never knew. Others think this is bullshit.
A series of mystery donations written on Disney checks have been flooding into the Palin campaign funds prompting further rumors that young Miley has not forgotten her old mama.
Did you know that Miley Cyrus shares her Birthday with Kelly Brook?
Come 23rd November and it will be real party time for the Hannah Montana girl. Millions of her fans worldwide are waiting for the day. However, few people know that she was born on the same day as sexy and stunning model and actress Kelly Brook. Incidentally, Kelly has also been in the showbiz since she was 16 years old. Her mother asked her to participate in a beauty pageant and as stunning as she was, she won. That gave her a kick start in the modeling business. Following this success she worked on a range of advertising campaigns, including for Foster’s Lager, Renault Megane, Walkers crisps, Piz Buin and “Bravissimo”, a company that specializes in bras and lingerie for big-breasted women. Her pictures can be seen here.
Her website says ” Eager to move on from the modeling world and back to her greatest love, performing, Kelly was eager to try something new. The Big Breakfast was a popular live morning show that was looking for a host. After beating off stiff competition from more experienced peers, she landed the job after turning just eighteen. This made front page news, turning Kelly into a national treasure overnight.”
Born in 1979, Kelly still is the heartthrob of millions. She topped the ‘FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World’ list in 2005, which was said to have polled 15 million people. She later ranked 5th in FHM’s ‘100 Sexiest Women in the World 2006′, 17th in 2007 and 34th in 2008 respectively.
If Kelly defined herself as hot, sexy and provocative, Miley Cyrus has been perceived to be a real sweet sixteen kind of a girl. Parents of teenagers look at her as kind of some role model for their kids who whould not indulge in any activity which gives wrong message. No wonder, any small act of provocation on her part becomes a matter of national commotion. Whether it is vanity fair photos or seat belt controversy or pregnancy hoax, Miley Cyrus has always been in news for wrong reasons.
By the Way, she is aspiring for her first car this birthday. Would you like to gift her yours?
Miley Cyrus enjoys Sex And The City style in Paris
So, Miley Cyrus has hit Paris – the French capital, not Hilton – and as well as performing and promoting, she’s also managed to sneak in a little Sex And The City experience during her trip.
For here was the Hannah Montana star leaving her hotel yesterday – leggings, boots, tartan scarf and Fendi bag included – and this hotel is none other than the George V Hotel. Or the Hotel George V, as they say in French.
And what has this got to do with SATC? Well, it’s the very hotel that Sarah Jessica Parker – sorry: Carrie Bradshaw – stays in in the final episodes of the show. You know, where she fell asleep on the bed in that big grey dress.
Rumours that Miley did the same are as yet unfounded – although she may have had a snooze with her boots on.
Back in London
Following a quick jaunt to Paris, France for a few show appearances, Miley Cyrus has made her way back to the UK while overseas promoting her latest album “Breakout”.
The “Hannah Montana” starlet was spotted out on Saturday (November 1), leaving her London hotel to head over to a studio with her gal pal.
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Meanwhile, Miley’s fellow Disney star Selena Gomez recently spoke to Us magazine, insisting that there’s no feud between the two, as well as praising Miley’s new beau Justin Gaston.
“I honestly think that she’s adorable. I think she’s really sweet, and I think that he’s (Gaston) really cute, too. I wish them all the luck.”
Cyrus Tops Highest-Earning Teens List
Singer Miley Cyrus is one of the highest paid teenagers on the planet – despite not yet being able to drive a car.
The 15-year-old Hannah Montana star, daughter of country singer Billy Ray Cyrus, made her debut on Forbes magazine’s 20 Top-Earning Young Superstars Under 25 list on Tuesday, ranking 17th with an annual income of $3.5 million.
The actress/singer looks set to rise up the list in the next year with tickets from her sold-out concert tour selling for more than $2,500 each.
Twin moguls Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen ranked fourth after amassing $17 million each, while Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe, 18, took fifth position by banking $15 million.
Cyrus Sidesteps Clarkson To Debut At No. 1
In a battle between two top-selling female acts, Miley Cyrus triumphed over Kelly Clarkson to score the No. 1 position on The Billboard 200 with the confusingly titled double album “Hannah Montana 2 (Soundtrack)/Meet Miley Cyrus.” The Disney project sold a whopping 326,000 units in the United States, according to Nielsen SoundScan. Clarkson’s embattled “My December” (RCA) opened at No. 2 with 291,000.
Cyrus coming to area for concert, album signing
There’s only one way to celebrate the release of a CD called “Home At Last.” Gas up the tour bus and high-tail it back to see mom and them.
Flatwoods, Ky., native music artist Billy Ray Cyrus will release his new Walt Disney Records CD, “Home at Last” on Tuesday. He will come home to share this new batch of songs live in concert at 8 p.m. Tuesday, July 31, at the historic Paramount Arts Center in Ashland, Ky., where he filmed the video to his mega hit, “Achy Breaky Heart.”
Tickets for the concert, presented by WTCR-FM, 103.3, go on sale Monday at the Paramount and on Ticketmaster.
Tickets are $25, $20, $50 (limited number of gold circle seats).
Cyrus, who has stayed in the spotlight on the hit Disney Channel series, “Hannah Montana,” (starring his 14 year-old daughter Miley Cyrus) and the ABC competition “Dancing With the Stars,” has been working on the CD for a while, in between taping those shows.
Cyrus, who took off four months from the CD to try “Dancing With the Stars,” will also do an album signing at 5 p.m. Tuesday, July 31, at the Wal-Mart, 351 River Hill Road, Ashland, Ky. (off of US 23 ).
Opening the concert will be fellow Eastern Kentucky native, Julie Reeves, the former Virgin Records recording artist whose song, “Trouble Is A Woman,” was covered on this year’s American Idol show.
Cyrus, whose 1992 debut, “Some Gave All” sold nine million copies and topped the pop charts for a record-smashing 17 weeks, last played — and sold out — the Paramount in June 2005.
“Our listeners have asked us time and time again when is Billy coming back home,” said Judy Cornett, vice president/market manager for Clear Channel Radio. “This was just a great opportunity to let the fans hear the new music live, and I am sure a few of their favorite Billy Ray tunes will be rocking the Paramount Arts Center. ‘Achy Breaky’ was filmed there, so it is a lucky place for Billy Ray to showcase his new music.”
Cornett said this is a very special concert since he is not really “on tour” until October, but was coming through, and decided to do the concert even though there’s only just over a week to sell tickets.
When Miley Cyrus smiles, so does Disney
Miley Cyrus doesn’t look like a mouse. Or a befuddled bear. Or even a princess. But make no mistake, like Mickey, Winnie the Pooh and Snow White before her, she is a Disney franchise.
Miley is the star of Hannah Montana, a half-hour Disney Channel sitcom following the travails of Miley Stewart, a young girl living in Malibu, Calif., who also happens to be pop star Hannah Montana. Costarring real-life dad Billy Ray Cyrus and consistently featuring a wish list of co-stars including Dolly Parton and Larry David, Hannah Montana is one of the top-rated kids’ shows of all time (in 2006, it was second only to American Idol among kids 6 to 14). Miley’s first album, the 2006 Hannah Montana soundtrack, made its debut at No. 1 on the Billboard chart (a first for a TV soundtrack), sold more than 280,000 copies in its first week and subsequently went double platinum.
Artist: Miley Cyrus 