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Miley Cyrus is Sarah Palin’s secret love child

Teen sensation Miley Cyrus is related by blood to Vice Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin – so claims an expert in DNA.

Doctor Noah Awle from Columbia University secretly took DNA samples from the toilet stools of both women and compared them in his research laboratory.

“What I found was that, apart from both women having very smelly shit, they also shared an exact match in DNA”, he boasted, “which means that they are family”.

Unsubstantiated reports claim that Palin’s now pregnant teenage daughter Bristol was actually a conjoined twin and that they were separated at birth. One child was brought up as the official daughter while the other was banished to Disney World where she eventually joined a children’s tv show called Hannah Montana.

Pictures from the time show a man with a distinctive mullet and cowboy boots – resembling Miley’s country singer father Billy Ray Cyrus – leaving an Alaskan hospital on the day of the Palin birth.

More pieces of the jigsaw slowly start to slip into place when it was noted that no Vice President with conjoined twins has ever slithered their way into office – which gives a very good and logical reason for the possible Palin maneuver.

It’s also now speculated that Billy Ray Cyrus’ song “Achey Breaky Heart” is an ode to the Palin daughter he never knew. Others think this is bullshit.

A series of mystery donations written on Disney checks have been flooding into the Palin campaign funds prompting further rumors that young Miley has not forgotten her old mama.


November 1, 2008 at 5:06 pm Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas are Dating

Teen superstar Miley Cyrus who is better known as her Disney television characters Hannah Montana recently confirmed that she is dating Nick Jonas from pop group the Jonas Brothers.

The Hannah Montana star reveals the couple have been dating since the start of their current tour entitled “Best of Both Worlds”.

Miley’s father country singer Billy Ray approves of the teen romance. “He trusts me, I’m responsible. And the 15-year-old singer/actress insists the romance with Nick is limited to rare movie dates. What else is there to do?”

Both Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers are currently on tour until January 2008.


December 5, 2007 at 6:24 pm 7 comments

Miley Cyrus Admits To Teen Romance

Kansas, MO (CNS) – Disney star Miley Cyrus has confirmed her relationship with Jonas’ Brothers lead vocalist Nick Jonas.

The 15-year-old teen star says she is dating Jonas, who is touring with her. She says they have been dating since the start of their “Best of Both Worlds” tour.

Miley’s reel and real life dad Billy Ray approves his daughter’s choice. “He trusts me, I’m responsible.”

Cyrus swears her teen romance is nothing but movie dates, “What else is there to do?”


The “Best of Both Worlds” is named after the theme song of the Hannah Montana series, in which she had gained popularity as the title character. The tour is ongoing until January 2008.

December 5, 2007 at 6:21 pm Leave a comment

Cyrus Tops Highest-Earning Teens List

0000136285.jpgSinger Miley Cyrus is one of the highest paid teenagers on the planet – despite not yet being able to drive a car.

The 15-year-old Hannah Montana star, daughter of country singer Billy Ray Cyrus, made her debut on Forbes magazine’s 20 Top-Earning Young Superstars Under 25 list on Tuesday, ranking 17th with an annual income of $3.5 million.

The actress/singer looks set to rise up the list in the next year with tickets from her sold-out concert tour selling for more than $2,500 each.

Twin moguls Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen ranked fourth after amassing $17 million each, while Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe, 18, took fifth position by banking $15 million.


December 5, 2007 at 6:18 pm 2 comments

Cyrus coming to area for concert, album signing

miley_disney.jpgThere’s only one way to celebrate the release of a CD called “Home At Last.” Gas up the tour bus and high-tail it back to see mom and them.

Flatwoods, Ky., native music artist Billy Ray Cyrus will release his new Walt Disney Records CD, “Home at Last” on Tuesday. He will come home to share this new batch of songs live in concert at 8 p.m. Tuesday, July 31, at the historic Paramount Arts Center in Ashland, Ky., where he filmed the video to his mega hit, “Achy Breaky Heart.”

Tickets for the concert, presented by WTCR-FM, 103.3, go on sale Monday at the Paramount and on Ticketmaster.

Tickets are $25, $20, $50 (limited number of gold circle seats).

Cyrus, who has stayed in the spotlight on the hit Disney Channel series, “Hannah Montana,” (starring his 14 year-old daughter Miley Cyrus) and the ABC competition “Dancing With the Stars,” has been working on the CD for a while, in between taping those shows.

Cyrus, who took off four months from the CD to try “Dancing With the Stars,” will also do an album signing at 5 p.m. Tuesday, July 31, at the Wal-Mart, 351 River Hill Road, Ashland, Ky. (off of US 23 ).

Opening the concert will be fellow Eastern Kentucky native, Julie Reeves, the former Virgin Records recording artist whose song, “Trouble Is A Woman,” was covered on this year’s American Idol show.

Cyrus, whose 1992 debut, “Some Gave All” sold nine million copies and topped the pop charts for a record-smashing 17 weeks, last played — and sold out — the Paramount in June 2005.

“Our listeners have asked us time and time again when is Billy coming back home,” said Judy Cornett, vice president/market manager for Clear Channel Radio. “This was just a great opportunity to let the fans hear the new music live, and I am sure a few of their favorite Billy Ray tunes will be rocking the Paramount Arts Center. ‘Achy Breaky’ was filmed there, so it is a lucky place for Billy Ray to showcase his new music.”

Cornett said this is a very special concert since he is not really “on tour” until October, but was coming through, and decided to do the concert even though there’s only just over a week to sell tickets.


August 1, 2007 at 6:23 am 27 comments

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