Archive for November, 2008

Miley Cyrus is Sarah Palin’s secret love child

Teen sensation Miley Cyrus is related by blood to Vice Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin – so claims an expert in DNA.

Doctor Noah Awle from Columbia University secretly took DNA samples from the toilet stools of both women and compared them in his research laboratory.

“What I found was that, apart from both women having very smelly shit, they also shared an exact match in DNA”, he boasted, “which means that they are family”.

Unsubstantiated reports claim that Palin’s now pregnant teenage daughter Bristol was actually a conjoined twin and that they were separated at birth. One child was brought up as the official daughter while the other was banished to Disney World where she eventually joined a children’s tv show called Hannah Montana.

Pictures from the time show a man with a distinctive mullet and cowboy boots – resembling Miley’s country singer father Billy Ray Cyrus – leaving an Alaskan hospital on the day of the Palin birth.

More pieces of the jigsaw slowly start to slip into place when it was noted that no Vice President with conjoined twins has ever slithered their way into office – which gives a very good and logical reason for the possible Palin maneuver.

It’s also now speculated that Billy Ray Cyrus’ song “Achey Breaky Heart” is an ode to the Palin daughter he never knew. Others think this is bullshit.

A series of mystery donations written on Disney checks have been flooding into the Palin campaign funds prompting further rumors that young Miley has not forgotten her old mama.

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November 1, 2008 at 5:06 pm Leave a comment

Did you know that Miley Cyrus shares her Birthday with Kelly Brook?

Come 23rd November and it will be real party time for the Hannah Montana girl. Millions of her fans worldwide are waiting for the day. However, few people know that she was born on the same day as sexy and stunning model and actress Kelly Brook. Incidentally, Kelly has also been in the showbiz since she was 16 years old. Her mother asked her to participate in a beauty pageant and as stunning as she was, she won. That gave her a kick start in the modeling business. Following this success she worked on a range of advertising campaigns, including for Foster’s Lager, Renault Megane, Walkers crisps, Piz Buin and “Bravissimo”, a company that specializes in bras and lingerie for big-breasted women. Her pictures can be seen here.

Her website says ” Eager to move on from the modeling world and back to her greatest love, performing, Kelly was eager to try something new. The Big Breakfast was a popular live morning show that was looking for a host. After beating off stiff competition from more experienced peers, she landed the job after turning just eighteen. This made front page news, turning Kelly into a national treasure overnight.”

Born in 1979, Kelly still is the heartthrob of millions. She topped the ‘FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World’ list in 2005, which was said to have polled 15 million people. She later ranked 5th in FHM’s ‘100 Sexiest Women in the World 2006′, 17th in 2007 and 34th in 2008 respectively.

If Kelly defined herself as hot, sexy and provocative, Miley Cyrus has been perceived to be a real sweet sixteen kind of a girl. Parents of teenagers look at her as kind of some role model for their kids who whould not indulge in any activity which gives wrong message. No wonder, any small act of provocation on her part becomes a matter of national commotion. Whether it is vanity fair photos or seat belt controversy or pregnancy hoax, Miley Cyrus has always been in news for wrong reasons.

By the Way, she is aspiring for her first car this birthday. Would you like to gift her yours?

November 1, 2008 at 5:04 pm Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus enjoys Sex And The City style in Paris

So, Miley Cyrus has hit Paris – the French capital, not Hilton – and as well as performing and promoting, she’s also managed to sneak in a little Sex And The City experience during her trip.

For here was the Hannah Montana star leaving her hotel yesterday – leggings, boots, tartan scarf and Fendi bag included – and this hotel is none other than the George V Hotel. Or the Hotel George V, as they say in French.

And what has this got to do with SATC? Well, it’s the very hotel that Sarah Jessica Parker – sorry: Carrie Bradshaw – stays in in the final episodes of the show. You know, where she fell asleep on the bed in that big grey dress.

Rumours that Miley did the same are as yet unfounded – although she may have had a snooze with her boots on.

November 1, 2008 at 5:01 pm Leave a comment

Selena Gomez: Miley Cyrus is adorable and her boyfriend is really cute

Selena Gomez has said she thinks Miley Cyrus and boyfriend Justin Gaston are a good match for each other.

She told Us Weekly this week that there is certainly now animosity between her and her Disney colleague: “I honestly think that she’s adorable.

“I think she’s really sweet, and I think that he’s really cute, too. I wish them all the luck.”

But she continued to deny she’s dating Miley’s ex-boyfriend Nick Jonas: “Anyone would be really lucky to be dating Nick. And anyone would be lucky to be dating any of the [Jonas Brothers].

“[But] I’m not that lucky. I’m not dating him.”

November 1, 2008 at 5:00 pm Leave a comment

Parisian Halloween

Still overseas promoting her new album “Breakout,” Miley Cyrus was spotted leaving the hotel George V hotel in Paris, France on Friday (October 31).

The “Hannah Montana” starlet offered up a smile as she flashed the peace sign, doing her best to wade through the throng of fans and paparazzi crowding the swanky hotel’s entrance.

In related news, Miley recently spoke with press about her excitement over turning 16-years-old on November 23rd. Ready to get behind the wheel, the Disney star said, “I am begging [to get my first car]. I got to go take my test first — I don’t really want to go get my picture taken. It’s, like, really hard to pick out your outfit.”

And not too long from now, Miley will be heading back home to Nashville to perform at the American Music Awards. “That’s my birthday present, to go back home,” Cyrus said.

November 1, 2008 at 4:59 pm Leave a comment

Back in London

Following a quick jaunt to Paris, France for a few show appearances, Miley Cyrus has made her way back to the UK while overseas promoting her latest album “Breakout”.

The “Hannah Montana” starlet was spotted out on Saturday (November 1), leaving her London hotel to head over to a studio with her gal pal.

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Meanwhile, Miley’s fellow Disney star Selena Gomez recently spoke to Us magazine, insisting that there’s no feud between the two, as well as praising Miley’s new beau Justin Gaston.

“I honestly think that she’s adorable. I think she’s really sweet, and I think that he’s (Gaston) really cute, too. I wish them all the luck.”

November 1, 2008 at 4:58 pm Leave a comment


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