Posts filed under ‘Dating’

Miley Cyrus is Sarah Palin’s secret love child

Teen sensation Miley Cyrus is related by blood to Vice Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin – so claims an expert in DNA.

Doctor Noah Awle from Columbia University secretly took DNA samples from the toilet stools of both women and compared them in his research laboratory.

“What I found was that, apart from both women having very smelly shit, they also shared an exact match in DNA”, he boasted, “which means that they are family”.

Unsubstantiated reports claim that Palin’s now pregnant teenage daughter Bristol was actually a conjoined twin and that they were separated at birth. One child was brought up as the official daughter while the other was banished to Disney World where she eventually joined a children’s tv show called Hannah Montana.

Pictures from the time show a man with a distinctive mullet and cowboy boots – resembling Miley’s country singer father Billy Ray Cyrus – leaving an Alaskan hospital on the day of the Palin birth.

More pieces of the jigsaw slowly start to slip into place when it was noted that no Vice President with conjoined twins has ever slithered their way into office – which gives a very good and logical reason for the possible Palin maneuver.

It’s also now speculated that Billy Ray Cyrus’ song “Achey Breaky Heart” is an ode to the Palin daughter he never knew. Others think this is bullshit.

A series of mystery donations written on Disney checks have been flooding into the Palin campaign funds prompting further rumors that young Miley has not forgotten her old mama.

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November 1, 2008 at 5:06 pm Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas are Dating

Teen superstar Miley Cyrus who is better known as her Disney television characters Hannah Montana recently confirmed that she is dating Nick Jonas from pop group the Jonas Brothers.

The Hannah Montana star reveals the couple have been dating since the start of their current tour entitled “Best of Both Worlds”.

Miley’s father country singer Billy Ray approves of the teen romance. “He trusts me, I’m responsible. And the 15-year-old singer/actress insists the romance with Nick is limited to rare movie dates. What else is there to do?”

Both Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers are currently on tour until January 2008.

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December 5, 2007 at 6:24 pm 7 comments


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